Zing!
Dear Dunkin Donuts,
When I say DECAF, I mean it! I know it can be confusing to keep track of the myriad facets of my order, (large iced decaf with milk) but GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE, I am the only customer in the store. My arm hair is now standing on end (at least what little arm hair I have remaining, the rest having been singed off by close proximity to the flat top) and I’m racing around the apartment like a squirrel. I am going to appear to my coworkers like a cook with a nasty cocaine habit and my hands are shaking so much that I’m going to be dropping pans all afternoon.
DECAF!
Thank you,
Raisinhater
On another note – so far work is great. No crying, lots of tasty pastas to sample, left hand only partially stuck in claw-like formation.
When I say DECAF, I mean it! I know it can be confusing to keep track of the myriad facets of my order, (large iced decaf with milk) but GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE, I am the only customer in the store. My arm hair is now standing on end (at least what little arm hair I have remaining, the rest having been singed off by close proximity to the flat top) and I’m racing around the apartment like a squirrel. I am going to appear to my coworkers like a cook with a nasty cocaine habit and my hands are shaking so much that I’m going to be dropping pans all afternoon.
DECAF!
Thank you,
Raisinhater
On another note – so far work is great. No crying, lots of tasty pastas to sample, left hand only partially stuck in claw-like formation.
posted by MeBeth at
12:58 PM
4 Comments:
I can't drink regular coffee after about 3:00, either. I tell the waitperson, "Be sure it's decaf because if it isn't, I'm going to call you at 3 am."
Enjoying your blog here in Little Egg Harbor, NJ.
Maybe you picked up a French accent in Paris, and htey thought you said "I'll-a take-a an ice-ed de-cafe. Wee-wee!"
Or they are just morons.
LOL! Too funny!
Glad to read that work is going well for you. Did the blackout affect you?
Paz
it seems you're no longer blogging and that makes me sad;) i know, where have i been for the past seven months, right? i had a similar experience at starbucks this week. got regular when i asked for decaf-i was breaking out in cold sweats at work and practically crawling out of my skin-i was miserable. nobody will ever ask me at work why i don't drink decaf...hope all is well!
m
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