Friday, December 09, 2005

Me? Eat What?

Everybody has a few, right? Those secret guilty pleasures? Those foods you know are gross but can't seem to resist?

As I was looking around my kitchen I noticed a few things that would horrify most food bloggers.

Here are a few of the foods I eat when no one else is looking…

Velveeta Shells & Cheese. With real bacon (artificial smoke flavor added).

Nope, not real cheese. Yep, I could make my own homemade macaroni and cheese gratin. But sometimes I yearn for that bright yellow artificial cheese taste and sticky consistency.

Wait, what's that hiding behind the Shells & Cheese? Oooh yes, Lipton Onion Soup Mix, used for making the famous Lipton California Onion Dip.

I actually ate this for dinner last night, on pretzels. One of the pretzels was a yogi.

I think that is tree pose.

There may also have been some buffalo "chicken" nuggets with Wish Bone blue cheese dressing.

And worst of all – what's that hiding in the microwave?

Aaaaaaaaaaaah – taco flavored Hot Pockets!! Disgusting.

But no meal is complete without dessert.

Served on a spoon.

Have I lost all credibility as a food blogger? I cant be the only one, can I? Anyone else out there hiding anything?

C'mon – show the world all those gross things you eat when you think no one's looking!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG Velveeta-lover! :) Hee hee. I used to microwave a huge hunk o' Velveeta and use it as a dip for tortilla chips and call that dinner.

10:30 PM  
Blogger melissa said...

Sour cream and onion dip for dinner? Sounds delicious. I recently rediscovered Top Ramen. I don't cook in in a hot pot like I did back in college, and I add cilantro, sesame oil, chili oil and ground white pepper. It's a hot bowl of spicy noodley love.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Well, I've got several packages of Ramen Noodles and I love Doritoes (does that count? LOL!). I'll tell another secret... my hubby lives on Beef-A-Roni... ewwwww! :P

1:02 AM  
Blogger MeBeth said...

Jeff - There is NOTHING wrong with Velveeta dip for dinner. Especially if you add a little Rotel to spice it up!

Melissa and Michele - you guys make me want to give Ramen another chance :)

9:36 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

You are hilarious! Ha!! Nice. There is nothin wrong with Velveeta. I'm not a fan but my mom eats it sliced on Wonder bread so I can't be a hater :)
I'm going to have to think about this of the things off the top of my head is cottage cheese and salsa. Is that weird? HA :)

1:11 PM  
Blogger MeBeth said...

Mona - I eat cottage cheese and tuna fish, so I definitely can't look askance at your cottage cheese and salsa!

4:59 PM  
Blogger nosheteria said...

I've been known to eat the odd fish stick or two, in homage to my youth. We all have our own little secrets, we just don't all have blogs on which to publicize them.

10:50 PM  
Blogger MeBeth said...

Mmmm, fish sticks - that is sounding pretty tasty to me. (Scary, because its 8:30 on Monday morning.)

8:33 AM  

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