Sometimes it’s worth paying a professional
I was walking to work a few days ago and I spotted a gentleman in a black tank top with an interesting upper arm tattoo. He had obviously intended for the tattoo to read “Italian Stallion” over the green, white and red crest of some sort.
Unfortunately, the “t’ in Stallion was crossed a little too high and the script read “Italian Scallion.”
Due to the size of the his biceps, I elected not to snap a photo.
Unfortunately, the “t’ in Stallion was crossed a little too high and the script read “Italian Scallion.”
Due to the size of the his biceps, I elected not to snap a photo.
4 Comments:
*snort* I don't know that I could have restrained myself!
HEE. I think "The Italian Scallion" will be my new nickname for my (Philadelphia Italian) brother-in-law.
I think you should have pointed and yelled "Hey, Scallion.... bwuahahahaha!!!" Italians don't hit women, do they?
You could have feigned awe and amazement just to get a picture. Then after you took it, said "Is Italian Scallion a gang or somethin'?"
Take him on in the kitchen...I bet he would've wilted in the heat!
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