Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A Letter from My Kitchen

Dear Raisinhater,

Where are you? What have you been eating? I see the takeout pizza boxes and the can of Pringles and I worry. There is food in here, tasty food, just waiting for you to come and give it a little time and attention. Why don’t you want to spend time with me anymore? Shallots are rotting, the lettuce is wilting, and I think I saw you eating Hershey’s kisses. For lunch.

If you don’t change your ways soon, you’ll get scurvy, or a goiter. What happened to all the good times we had – the soups, the cookies? Weren’t you going to learn to make your own bread? I’m here, please come back to me.

Faithfully,

Your Kitchen

4 Comments:

Blogger amandamonkey said...

Oh! MeBeth! You really need to pay attention to those shallots!

7:48 PM  
Blogger s'kat said...

As long as you're not sneaking Raisinettes, it's all good, sister!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Mona said...

That is too funny.
If these walls could talk...I can only imagine what they would tell me:)

9:08 AM  
Blogger Jeff in MD said...

OOoo, Pringles and pizza....that's hard to pass up, Kitchen. Give her time, she will be back. You have too much history to just throw it all away.....

10:27 PM  

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